"Interesting haircuts" she replied.
"At least I won't need one of those next week. I take it that it's just for a freshen up?"
"If you come back next week, I think we'll take all that off. I think you'll suit really short hair."
"So you don't think I'll come back?"
"And you don't think I'll shave your head?"
"I tell you, the way I feel at the moment, I'm open to anything" I replied, turning towards the salon lobby.
"All you have to do is come back here. I've done my practice for tomorrow, it doesn't matter what we do now."
I stopped and turned towards her.
"You're serious aren't you?"
"Are you?"
"So you're saying that if I come back next week you're going to shave my head? Regardless of what I want."
"If you come back it will be in the knowledge that I am going to shave you."
"So I have to spend all week wondering whether I am going to come or not, is that it?"
"Just think of the anticipation" she replied.
"I'm not sure that I could bear it."
"So what are you saying to me?"
"I don't know" I replied.