"Ok then. We can do that for you. What colour were you thinking about?"
"Haven't you got a chart we can look at?"
"I have, but I think you should just pick a colour and we'll take it from there."
"What, you mean, just pick red, blue, black?"
"Well, I was thinking just one colour, but we could do more if you want" she replied.
"Sorry, I'm being a bit dense. I haven't ever coloured my hair before, so I don't know how you broach the subject."
"You could always let me pick the colour, but I think you'll find it a bit more of a turn-on if you want to call it that, if you pick the colour. That way you can tell that man of yours that it was you who asked to be shaved a bit more and you who asked for the colour."
"I don't know what will suit me" I said.
"The moment will be gone..." she urged.
"Red or black. Darker" I said.