Me: "Keerthi, shall i tell you something?"
Keerthi: "Sure dear"
Me: "Do you think i loved you only because i love long hair?"
Keerthi: "Well, don't you love my hair?"
Me: "Yes, i do. I love you. I love your long hair too. But the reason is different."
Keerthi: "What?"
Me: "I'm a Hair fetish."
Keerthi: "means?!"
